Anyone else confused about the second header on this ninemsn news website article?  It takes a couple of reads just to figure out if they have used a random word generator or not.

The funny thing about the sub-header is that it raises more questions than it answers.  Like how an undead canoe can break into a jail to assault some guy with kids?  That’s one bad-ass, foul-mouthed watercraft.

“Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are.”

How I wonder what you are?  Wait.  Aren’t you a star? Didn’t we establish that in the first line?  I’m confused.